I feel like I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t love New York City

I mean Times Square and Midtown are crazy and filthy and crowded and full of cheesy tourist destinations

AND THE SUBWAYS ARE TERRIBLE THERE ARE SO MANY RATS JESUS CHRIST

I’d rather spend the day in SoHo and hang out in Washington Square Park and go window shopping at all of the stores whose merchandise I can’t really afford

But in all honesty, other than the opportunities to work in the fashion industry, I don’t think New York is really that great